| First of all, I'm afraid someone I know well is going to read this and somehow know it is me and realize that all of their suspicions about me are true.
-I had a dream that I was a man and I was sexually ravaging my true, real-life female form.
- I had another dream that I was Paris Hilton's lesbian lover. I liked to spank her while she said "That's hot".
-When I see trash trucks compress the garbage in the back of them, I often imagine what would happen to a small child in there.
-When I see Asian children in public, I feel an intense need to pat them on the head. Sometimes I can't resist. I've only been questioned by one parent.
-I once used the "Star Spangled Banner" as a torture device.
-I cheated on my last boyfriend with two guys in one night.
-I deny doing some drugs I have done and lie about having done others I have not. I cannot explain why, even to myself.
- I have a legion of imaginary friends (not in a childish sense) that I talk about openly with my real friends as if they actually exist. Sometimes I believe that they do.
-I want to be double teamed by two huge men, but I'm too worried about what people would say and think if it got out. Vegas, here I come!
-I went down on a teacher from my highschool at my friend's graduation party. |
