| I am a nurse in ICU. I can't stand little pissant teenagers who end up in there because they try and commit suicide by overdosing on 2000 panadol and drinking a bottle of vodka or some shit. Let me tell you some facts:-
a) In most, if not all, cases you do not just "fall asleep" and never wake up.what actually happens is that you wake up but guess what your renal system is fucked. This means you have a LONG, SLOW and let me tell you PAINFUL DRAWN OUT DEATH cause your kidneys are shot, and, there's nothing anyone can do about it.
b) All of the pissy teenagers I have encountered regret doing it but then of course it's too late and we then have to tell you what fate awaits you.mind you seeing your faces when you realise that you are actually going to die in horrible agony should be filmed and sent to all pussy teenagers who want to try and kill themselves because their boyfriend of 2 weeks dumped them or some shit.
c) The nurses have to then waste and I do mean waste valuable time and resources trying to make your last days as comfortable as possible when we SHOULD be using these resources for people who are ill through no fault of their own.
CUNTS. Thanks that feels better. |