| I gave my co-worker a blowjob while his friend was driving me home!
Yeah. Whoops. So I'm a waitress, and he's a cook, and I already told him that if he tells anyone that I work with, I will severe his testicles.
Omg. I really didn't mean to. So I woke up at about 10:00 pm after a nap, and I was really out of it b/c I was sick/tired and he called me to come see this band. I'd been planning to do it for like 2 weeks, so I felt bad saying no, I couldn't find the damn place, I got there and made fun of him for getting wasted off of 9 kiddy-sized drinks, and got puking drunk off of 6.
He said he had a 9 1/2 inch youknowwhat. It was more like 7, but yeah. So then I called his friend when I got home, because I need my car back this morning, but it wasn't his friend, it was some other dude, cuz I got the second number in the phone # wrong. I told this guy the whole story and my name (whoops) and it's a small freaking town.
Um.. I'm never drinking again? |
