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ek teacher ne student se pucha ki "aakal badi ya bhaish?" sardar bola "pehle date of birth to batao."  - in
Test Joke - Ha Ha Ha  - in
पुलिस वाला (राहगीर से ) -तुम सडक पर चलते हो तो हाथ में नोटबुक क्यों लिए रहतें हो ? राहगीर - इसलिए कि अगर मैं किसी मोटर के नीचे दब जाऊं , तो उसका नम्बर नोट कर पुलिस को खबर दे सकूं |  - in
Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga? Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.  - in
Girlfrnd: Es week roj shopping karenge, next week roj movie dekhenge. Boyfrnd: Uske agle week roj mandir jayenge. Girlfrnd: Kyu? Boyfrnd: Bheekh maangne.  - in
Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI Yeh Anna hazare be le lo Yeh Lokpall be le lo Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu Magar Hum Ko Lauta do Woh Kimti Purani Woh Atta Woh Gas Woh Bijli Woh Pani Badi Meharbaani…! Badi Meharbaani…!  - in
प्रेमिका ( प्रेमी से ) - मैं शादी के बाद तुम्हारे सारे दुख बांट लूंगी | प्रेमी - लेकिन मुझे तो कोई दुख नहीं है | प्रेमिका - लेकिन मैं तो शादी के बाद की बात कर रही हूं |  - in
Banta thought he was dead, but in reality he was very much alive.His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince Banta that he is still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to show Banta that dead men don’t bleed. After hours of tedious study, Banta seemed convinced that dead men don’t bleed. “Do you now agree that dead men don’t bleed?” the doctor asked. “Yes, I do,” Banta replied. “Very well, then,” the doctor said. He took out a pin and pricked the patient’s finger. Out came a trickle of blood. The doctor asked, “What does that tell you?” “Oh my goodness!” Banta exclaimed as he stared incredulously at his finger … “Dead men do bleed!!”  - in
Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya. -app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee. -kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta.  - in
As The Candlelight Flame Ur Life May Always Be Happy, As The Mountain High U Move Without Shy, As Sunshine Creates Morning Glory Fragrance Fills Years As Flory, All Darkness Is Far Away As Light Is On Its Way. Wishing U All A Very Happy Vijaya Dashami.  - in
Love Letter By A Mathematician… :-) My Dear Luv, Yesterday I Was Passing By Ur Rectangular House In Trigonometric Lane. There I Saw U With Ur Cute Circular Face Conical Nose N Spherical Eyes Standing In Ur Triangular Garden B4 Seeing U My Heart Was A Null Set But When A Vector Of Magnitude(Likeness) From Ur Eyes At A Deviation Of Theta Radians Made A Tangent To My Heart It Differentiated. My Luv 4u Is A Quadratic Equation With Real Roots..  - in
Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao? Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.  - in
In Sansad. Mamta banarji- kyon Apne Hmse Ek Bar Pucha bhi nhi or petrol k dam 7.5 tk bda diye Manmohan - Hmne socha ki "Aaj kuch Tufani krte h....  - in
In Sansad. Mamta banarji- kyon Apne Hmse Ek Bar Pucha bhi nhi or petrol k dam 7.5 tk bda diye Manmohan - Hmne socha ki "Aaj kuch Tufani krte h....  - in
Wife: Main galti se khane ke saath rumal bhi kha gai Husband: Konu baat nahi, apna bachcha aayega to "pagdi" pehan ke aayega!  - in
Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega  - in
Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya? Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha  - in
Beautiful line for Mom and Dad Aziz bhi wo hai, Nasib bhi wo hai, Duniya ki bheed mein karib bhi wo hai, Unki dua se chalti hai zindagi kyun ki khuda bhi wo hai, aur takdir bhi wo hai..!!  - in
Yar! plz try 2 understand n dnt disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep, thinking if u. So dnt play wid my life. SARDAR said 2 Mosquito..  - in
Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai. Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…  - in
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.” The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore . . .” The man sighs and says, “It’s started.”  - in
Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)  - in
One Day Dog Dancing Madly On The Merage Of Lion Lion Ask: Y R U Dancing Madly Dog Said: I Am Also Lion Before Merrage  - in
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