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???????????  - in aviation
very stupid guys  - in stupid jokes
ek teacher ne student se pucha ki "aakal badi ya bhaish?" sardar bola "pehle date of birth to batao."  - in stupid jokes
Test Joke - Ha Ha Ha  - in funny jokes
पुलिस वाला (राहगीर से ) -तुम सडक पर चलते हो तो हाथ में नोटबुक क्यों लिए रहतें हो ? राहगीर - इसलिए कि अगर मैं किसी मोटर के नीचे दब जाऊं , तो उसका नम्बर नोट कर पुलिस को खबर दे सकूं |  - in mix up
Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga? Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.  - in math jokes
Girlfrnd: Es week roj shopping karenge, next week roj movie dekhenge. Boyfrnd: Uske agle week roj mandir jayenge. Girlfrnd: Kyu? Boyfrnd: Bheekh maangne.  - in shopping jokes
Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI Yeh Anna hazare be le lo Yeh Lokpall be le lo Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu Magar Hum Ko Lauta do Woh Kimti Purani Woh Atta Woh Gas Woh Bijli Woh Pani Badi Meharbaani…! Badi Meharbaani…!  - in political
प्रेमिका ( प्रेमी से ) - मैं शादी के बाद तुम्हारे सारे दुख बांट लूंगी | प्रेमी - लेकिन मुझे तो कोई दुख नहीं है | प्रेमिका - लेकिन मैं तो शादी के बाद की बात कर रही हूं |  - in sick jokes
Banta thought he was dead, but in reality he was very much alive.His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince Banta that he is still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to show Banta that dead men don’t bleed. After hours of tedious study, Banta seemed convinced that dead men don’t bleed. “Do you now agree that dead men don’t bleed?” the doctor asked. “Yes, I do,” Banta replied. “Very well, then,” the doctor said. He took out a pin and pricked the patient’s finger. Out came a trickle of blood. The doctor asked, “What does that tell you?” “Oh my goodness!” Banta exclaimed as he stared incredulously at his finger … “Dead men do bleed!!”  - in travel jokes
Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya. -app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee. -kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta.  - in stupid jokes
As The Candlelight Flame Ur Life May Always Be Happy, As The Mountain High U Move Without Shy, As Sunshine Creates Morning Glory Fragrance Fills Years As Flory, All Darkness Is Far Away As Light Is On Its Way. Wishing U All A Very Happy Vijaya Dashami.  - in mix up
Love Letter By A Mathematician… :-) My Dear Luv, Yesterday I Was Passing By Ur Rectangular House In Trigonometric Lane. There I Saw U With Ur Cute Circular Face Conical Nose N Spherical Eyes Standing In Ur Triangular Garden B4 Seeing U My Heart Was A Null Set But When A Vector Of Magnitude(Likeness) From Ur Eyes At A Deviation Of Theta Radians Made A Tangent To My Heart It Differentiated. My Luv 4u Is A Quadratic Equation With Real Roots..  - in math jokes
Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao? Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.  - in official jokes
In Sansad. Mamta banarji- kyon Apne Hmse Ek Bar Pucha bhi nhi or petrol k dam 7.5 tk bda diye Manmohan - Hmne socha ki "Aaj kuch Tufani krte h....  - in political
 
 
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