|America ke nai naSal ka Ellaan|
“Na toh hum khud Shadi karaynge or na he apni naSal ko karnay day gayâ€:-@ - in Idiots
Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man,
after marriage she suspects him,
and after death she respects him. Novel - in Idiots
Panditji: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. - in Idiots
Laloo: Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi farak nahi padta. Pehle bhi hum 100 rupye ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 100 ka hi bharvata hoon. - in Idiots
Reporter: Why do you take your wife to night clubs only?
Laloo: By the time she gets ready no other place is open. - in Idiots
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.______________________________CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. - in Idiots