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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant n nHer friend asks quot Didn t your company hire an accountant a short while ago quot n nThe business owner replies quot That s the accountant I ve been searching for quot - in accounting jokes |
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant n nHer friend asks quot Didn t your company hire an accountant a short while ago quot n nThe business owner replies quot That s the accountant I ve been searching for quot - in accounting jokes |
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant n nHer friend asks quot Didn t your company hire an accountant a short while ago quot n nThe business owner replies quot That s the accountant I ve been searching for quot - in accounting jokes |
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant n nHer friend asks quot Didn t your company hire an accountant a short while ago quot n nThe business owner replies quot That s the accountant I ve been searching for quot - in accounting jokes |
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Interviewer to prospective employee n quot We d like to find somebody who s responsible quot n n quot Yes you ve got me Everytime something went wrong they said I was responsible quot n nQuestion How easy is it to teach the computer a human language - in accounting jokes |
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An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name.
After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself."
The accountant is perplexed. "I've tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome," he tells St. Peter.
"It's the least we can do for someone as special as you are. Imagine, living to the age of 123 and still looking so young," says St. Peter.
The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, "123 years old? I don't know what you mean. I'm only 40."
St. Peter replies, "But that can't be right - we've seen your time sheets!"
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Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
A: Invite an accountant. - in accounting jokes |
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For those of you who are not familiar with US tax forms, "Form 1040" is the most common of the US Federal tax forms. Most people file one of the several versions of this form.
Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?
Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
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Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year. - in accounting jokes |
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Q: What is an insolvency practitioner?
A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. - in accounting jokes |
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.
His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"
The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
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Caller: I want to know if I should file married or single.
IRS: Are you married?
Caller: Well, sort of...
IRS: What?
Caller: Well, we did get married, but we're not counting on it.
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There are just three types of accountants:
Those who can count and those who can't. - in accounting jokes |
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Q: What is an extroverted accountant?
A: One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own. - in accounting jokes |
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Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and an accountant?
A: The accountant knows he is boring. - in accounting jokes |
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We've just been informed that the Internal Revenue Service has simplified its 1040 forms for next year in the spirit of becoming a "kinder, gentler" IRS. It goes like this:
(A) How much did you make last year?______
(B) How much do you have left?___________
(C) Send in amount on line B.
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Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"
"Twenty-two," Kowalski replied.
After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn't get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious.
The next day, Kowalski went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."
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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two accountants were arguing over a penny. - in accounting jokes |
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