This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink n nShe keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responds n n quot I m not gonna quit until I stop winning quot  - in blonde jokes

Pappu said to girl I love u nbut the girl replied sorry i love someone else nPappu in sad mood looked at the girl n said n n n n n n n n n nbataun teri maa ko  - in blonde jokes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip After a good dinner and a bottle of wine they retire for the night and go to sleep n nSome hours later Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend Watson look up at the sky and tell me what you see n n I see millions and millions of stars Holmes replies Watson n n And what do you deduce from that n nWatson ponders for a minute Well  - in blonde jokes

The plane is on its way to Houston , when a blonde in economy class gets up[br /][br /] and moves to the first class section and sits down.[br /][br /] [br /][br /] The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She[br /][br /] then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will[br /][br /] have to sit back in her seat.[br /][br /] [br /][br /] The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston , and[br /][br /] I'm staying right here."[br /][br /] [br /][br /] The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the[br /][br /] co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class who belongs in[br /][br /] economy and won't move back to her seat.[br /][br /] [br /][br /] The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she[br /][br /] only paid for economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.[br /][br /] The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston , and[br /][br /] I'm staying right here."[br /][br /] [br /][br /] The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police[br /][br /] waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.[br /][br /] The pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."[br /][br /] [br /][br /] He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm[br /][br /] sorry." And she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.[br /][br /] [br /][br /] The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to[br /][br /] make her move without any fuss.[br /][br /] He replies, "I told her, `First class isn't going to Houston .'"  - in blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.  - in blonde jokes

Let's take a trip to Disney Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!" After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.  - in blonde jokes

Q: Why can't the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.  - in blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. - in blonde jokes

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. - in blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out. - in blonde jokes

Rowing Your Boat Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."  - in blonde jokes

I deserve a first class seat A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."  - in blonde jokes

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. - in blonde jokes

Blonde Sky Divers A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"  - in blonde jokes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. - in blonde jokes

Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom". - in blonde jokes

Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box? A: A case of empties. - in blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". - in blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.  - in blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. - in blonde jokes