Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se Pyar Hogya Wa wa . Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se Pyar Hogya . . . Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Ek Aur Gadha TAYYAR Hogya! - in family

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya Alaska The first night he got home he exclaimed to his wife quot Honey I want you to know that I haven t wasted all this time alone Instead I ve mastered the art of mind over matter Just watch this quot n n nAnd with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether n n n quot Now watch quot he said Next he said quot Dick ten-HUT quot n nAnd with that his dick sprang to full erection Then he said quot Dick at EASE quot n nAnd his dick deflated again n n quot Wow that was amazing quot said his wife quot Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this It s really something else quot n nThe guy responded that he didn t mind at all since he was proud of what he had accomplished So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy s full attention After a brief pause to take her in he said quot Now watch this quot Then he said quot Dick ten-HUT quot n nAnd the dick sprang to life Then it was quot Dick at EASE quot n n nBut nothing happened So the guy again said quot Dick at EASE quot n nBut still nothing happened So the guy now says quot For the last time you son-of-a-bitch I said AT EASE quot n nStill nothing Well the guy was embarassed and ran off to the bathroom His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom where she found him masturbating n n quot What in the world are you doing quot she asked n nThe guy says quot I m givin this son-of-a-bitch a dishonorable discharge quot  - in family

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed n n Just where the heck do you think you re going said the man n n I m going to Las Vegas said the wife I just found out I can get 400 a night for what I give you for free n n The man said Wait a minute and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand n n Where the heck are you going said the wife n nThe man said I want to see how you re gonna live on 800 a year  - in family

A little girl walks into her parents bathroom and notices for the First time her father s nakedness n nImmediately she is curious he has equipment that she doesn t have She asks quot What are those round things hanging there daddy quot n nProudly he replies quot Those sweetheart are God s Apples of Life n nWithout them we wouldn t be here quot n nPuzzled she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said n nTo which mommy asks quot Did he say anything about the dead branch they re hanging from quot  - in family

One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children n nHer husband didn t want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car n nSo she had to walk to the hospital all by herself All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach n nWhen she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well n n16 years later n n16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said quot mom mom guess what quot n n quot What quot n nI pissed out a bullet n nSo the mother told her what happened 16 years ago n nThen the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said quot mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet quot n nSo the mom told her what happend 16 years ago n nThen the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said quot mom mom guess what quot n nThe mom said quot let me guess you pissed out a bullet quot n n quot No i was jacking off and i shot the dog quot  - in family

Dad s writes on son s Facebook wall lt hi he gt lt ha gt n quot Dear Son How are you All are fine here We miss you a lot Please TURN OFF THE COMPUTER - in family

Cousin Family Joke nMy cousin went into our local video shop again and asked quot I want to take out Batman Forever quot n nThe female assistant replied quot Sorry you have to return it by Wednesday quot  - in family

Another car drove by and it too tossed some garbage nJust as before the traffic was too busy nVehicles proceeded to pass by throwing garbage n until finally the cops had an opening to pull over na car which had a guy and a girl in it nThe police had the man back up to retrieve garbage n which turned out to be a used condom nOne of the cops said n quot You know there are huge fines for littering on this highway quot nTo which the motorist replied with a satisfied look on his face n quot that s not litter it orgasmic material quot  - in family

First Guy proudly My wife s an angel n nSecond Guy You re lucky mine s still alive  - in family

First Guy proudly My wife s an angel n nSecond Guy You re lucky mine s still alive  - in family

Bajare ki roti nnimbu ka achar nsuraj ki kirne nchand ki chandani aur apno ka pyaar nHar jeevan ho khushal MUBARAK HO AAPKO nSANKRANTI KA TYOHAR  - in family

Makar Sannkrati ke din aapke jeevan ka andhera chhat jaye naevam gyan aur prakash se aapka jeevan ujjwal ho jaye nHAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI - in family

Wishing u a very happy Makar Sankranti nMay the Makar Sankranti fire burns all the moments of sadness nand brings you warmth of joy n happiness and love  - in family

Moongfali di khusboo te Gurh di mithaas nMakki di roti te Sarson da Saag ndil di khushi te apneya da pyar nmubarak hove tuhanu Makar Sankranti da tyohar  - in family

With Great Devotion nFervor and Gaiety nWith Rays of Joy and Hope nWish You and Your Family nHAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI - in family

What is that bright light nfrom where does this fragrance coming nThis gentle breeze cool air hearty music noh its sankranthi Have a nice day  - in family

Mandir ki ghanti Arti ki thali nNadi k kinare suraj ki lali nJindige me aye khushiyo ki bahar nAapko mubarak ho sankrant ka tyohar  - in family

TIL hum hai aur GUL aap nMITHAI hum hai aur MITHAS aap nSAAL ke pahale tyohar se ho rahi aaj SHURUWAT nAap ko hamari taraf se n HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT  - in family

As the sun starts northward journey nHe makes all the happiness of throughout this year nI wish you and your family a nVery Happy Makar Sankranti  - in family

Girl um suno nGuy huh nGirl kuch zaroori baat kahni hai nGuy kaho nGirl sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai nGuy kinda excited arre keh bhi do nGirl log hasenge nGuy kuch nahi hoga nGirl yeh baat tumahre kaanome kehna behtar hai nGuy lending a ear tense ab kaho nGirl tumahre pant pichese phati hui hai  - in family