An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution n quot You don t want to try these techniques at home quot quot Why not quot n asked somebody from the audience n quot I watched my wife s routine at breakfast for years quot the expert explained n quot She made lots of trips between the refrigerator stove table and cabinets n often carrying a single item at a time n One day I told her Hon why don t you try carrying several things at once quot n quot Did it save time quot the person in the audience asked quot Actually yes n quot replied the expert quot It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast n Now I do it in seven quot -
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