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Student Insults n nIt s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1 000 000 others n nThe wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead n nIf this student were any more stupid he d have to be watered twice a week n nThe gates are down the lights are flashing but the train isn t coming n nWhen your daughter s IQ reaches 50 she should sell n nThe student has a quot full six-pack quot but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together n nYour son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them n nYour son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot n nI would not allow this student to breed n nSince my last report your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig  - in insults

A nice inspirational saying nIn an old man s shirt written a cute sentence nI m not 60 years old i m sweet 16 with 44 years experience  - in insults

There is no vaccine against stupidity. - in insults

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't. - in insults

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. - in insults

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. - in insults

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! - in insults

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. - in insults

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M - in insults

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. - in insults

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable. - in insults

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! - in insults

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. - in insults

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used. - in insults

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission! - in insults

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? - in insults

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. - in insults

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV. - in insults

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! - in insults