Dustman calls to collect Dustbin He knocks on the door and a Chinese man comes out Where s your bin Chinese man says I bin in the bedroom Dustman says No where is your dust bin Chinese man says I just told you I Dust bin in the bedroom Dustman says NO where is your wheelie bin Chinese man say ok I wheelie been having a wank n - in stupid jokes

Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment Investigating officers say she was head butted to death n nLocal papers say It was murder on Zidane s floor - in stupid jokes

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.  - in stupid jokes

Ocean City Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. People may not slurp their soup. Raw hamburger may not be sold.  - in stupid jokes

Pasadena It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.  - in stupid jokes

Culpeper No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.  - in stupid jokes

Austin Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.  - in stupid jokes

Lafayette You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. - in stupid jokes

Rhode Island Crazy Law It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years. Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum $20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second. It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your transmission in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged. Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine. It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods of any traveled street or road. It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. Rhode Island recently applied to the US Government to make all the coastal waters of Rhode Island a "No Discharge Zone". The ostensible purpose was to prohibit the discharge of sewage by boats into the state's waters. However, discharge of raw sewage into the state waters was already illegal. What the "No Discharge Zone" actually did was make it illegal to discharge TREATED sewage from a boat into state waters. What now happens is that boats (whose treatment systems far outperform municipal sewage treatment plants) are now required to disable their sewage treatment systems, and carry their sewage to a shore-based facility, which then dumps the partially treated sewage back into Rhode Island's coastal waters. Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday. Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. -SECTION 11-40-1  - in stupid jokes

New Mexico Crazy Law State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.  - in stupid jokes

Pocatello A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view."  - in stupid jokes

Waterbury It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.  - in stupid jokes

Virginia Crazy Law Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. It is illegal to tickle women. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed) You may not work on Sunday. (Repealed) Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. It is illegal to spit on sidewalk. There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates." Police radar detectors are illegal. It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. (Repealed) You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc. (Repealed) You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977)  - in stupid jokes

Fountain Inn Horses are to wear pants at all times.  - in stupid jokes

Tucson Women may not wear pants.  - in stupid jokes

Delaware Crazy Law It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. Lewes Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! It is illegal to wear pants that are "firm fitting" around the waist. Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.  - in stupid jokes

San Francisco Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.  - in stupid jokes

Wynona One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended. Mules may not drink out of bird baths. Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.  - in stupid jokes

Key West Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.  - in stupid jokes

Milwaukee If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.  - in stupid jokes