Tumhe Apni Girlfriend Ko
â€œi love uâ€
Ab Kya Karoge,
Kabutar Ke Gale Mein Bandh Ke chitthi Bhejoge,
Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai,
apni Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doâ€¦..
Main â€œi lav uâ€ Boldeta Hoonâ€¦.. - in Crazy Jokes
A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend.
After a considerable time he appeared disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened.
He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow ball so he knew it was not his.
A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does this look like yours?"
That was the last thing he could remember. - in Animal
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." - in Animal
Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.
Proof: Suppose that a=b. Then
a = b
a^2 = ab
a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
(a b)(a - b) = b(a - b)
a b = b
a = 0
Furthermore if a b = b, and a = b, then b b = b, and 2b = b, which mean that 2 = 1. - in Math Jokes
Theorem: 1 = 1/2:
We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) 1/(3*5) 1/(5*7) 1/(7*9)
as 1/2((1/1 - 1/3) (1/3 - 1/5) (1/5 - 1/7) (1/7 - 1/9) ... ).
All terms after 1/1 cancel, so that the sum is 1/2.
We can also re-write the series as (1/1 - 2/3) (2/3 - 3/5) (3/5 - 4/7)
(4/7 - 5/9) ...
All terms after 1/1 cancel, so that the sum is 1.
Thus 1/2 = 1. - in Math Jokes