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My brother is like a spider monkey.
He jumps around the house like a spider monkey jumps around his cage.
My brother doesn’t say, “Ooh, ooh, ooh.”
Instead he yells, “Get out of my way or I’ll knock you down.”
My cousin is like a high...
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Don’t scratch when I’m petting.
Don’t hiss when we kiss.
Don’t screech when I’m sleeping,
you’ll ruin my bliss.
I like when you snuggle.
I like when you purr.
Especially when
I pet your soft fur.
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My teacher loves her iPod.
It’s always in her ear.
She doesn’t mind it if we joke
or chat ’cause she can’t hear.
If we don’t pay attention,
she doesn’t seem to care.
Whenever she has music on,
she wears a distant stare.
Our principal dr...
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it's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry
it's funny how forever never seems to last
it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past
it's funny how “friends” ...
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I'm the boss
You do not cross
The king of my domain
For the day
No work, all play
Is found in my refrain
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Pensive mood, I wrote some linesRough and tough ahead of timesUnfolding that paper, my son peeped inDelightedly he read, his face with a grinEnjoying he read, his grin did spreadNoise like a chicken, he made as he readCarrying on further, he fell dow...
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I am from SkateboardingIn the halls at school to skateparksDown in kentFrom kickflips to saladsAnd all the attemptsSnapped boards and flat wheels are no problemTo meAs long as I can skateYes thats just meI am from schoolAnd metro busesFrom pencils an...
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