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The Procrastinator's Creed:
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
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"Top Ten List: Why Elvis Will Replace Jesus"
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Some children's answers to church school questions - from the Church of England:
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at
all cost.
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Humor is a universal language.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of Sexual reproduction, and the theory of the
stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school. In
reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in favor of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual
reproduction is taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth. Alternative theories, such as the
theory of the stork, must also be taught.
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Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
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The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
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The only difference between your abilities and others is the ability to put yourself in their shoes and actually try.
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And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which
was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
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The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
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