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Hamesa hum unse usi jagah mila karte the,
Hamesa hum unse usi jagah mil kar roya karte the,
Hamesa hum unse usi jagah itna mohabbat kiya karte the,
Hamesa hum unse usi jagah judai tak mile,
karte the,
Are hume unse kaha mohabbat thi hume to us jagah se mohaabbat ho gayi thi.
- in funny shayari |
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Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…
- in funny shayari |
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Doston ko bhul ne walo mein se hum nahi,
Sath chod ne walo mein se hum nahi,
Ye dosti to hum umar bhar nibhayenge,
Kyuki wada todne walo mein se hum nahi…
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
- in funny shayari |
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Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
.
Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho ;-)
- in funny shayari |
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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’
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Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..
- in funny shayari |
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Ye kia aik toor se guzare tamam umer,
Ji chahta hai abb koi tere siwa bhi ho.
- in funny shayari |
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Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
- in funny shayari |
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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…
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Agar Feroz Khan Don Hota
To Dialouge Kya Hota?
Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar
To 11 Shehron Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain,
Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana
Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai…
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Jeevan Main Ek Sitara Tha
Maana Vah Behad Pyara Tha
Vah Doob Gaya To Doob Gaya
Ambar Kay Aanan Ko Dekho
Kitne Iskay Taare Toote
Kitne Iskay Pyare Choote
Jo Choot Gaye Fir Kahan Mile
Par Bolo Toote Taaron Par
Kab Ambar Shok Manata Hai
Jo Beet Gayi So Baat Gayi
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Mridu Mitti Kay Hain Bane Hue
Madhu Ghoot Phoota Hi Kartay Hain
Laghu Jeevan Lekar Aaye Hain
Pyale Toota Hi Karte Hain
Fir Bhi Madiralaya Kay Andar
Madhu Kay Ghat Hai Madhu Pyale Hain
Jo Madakta Kay Maare Hain
Vey Madhu Loota Hi Kartay Hain
Va Kachcha Peene Wala Hai
Jiski Mamta Ghat Pyalon Par
Jo Sachchey Madhu Sey Jala Hua
Kab Rota Hai Chillata Hai
Jo Beet Gayi So Baat Gayi
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Rang wale rang se tasvir badal dete hain
Kaman ka nikla hua teer badal dete hain
Tumse to mere ye aansu bhi na badle gaye
Badlne wale to takdir badal dete hain
Us ko mera halka sa ehsaas to hai
Be dard sahi woh meri humraaz to hai
Woh aaye na aaye mere paas lekin
Shidat se mujhe us ka intezaar to hai
Abhi nahi to kya hua mil hi jayengi kabhi
Mere dil main us se milan ki aas to hai
Pyaar ki gawahi mere aanoon se na maang
Barasti nahi aankhen magar dil uddas to hai
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Suna tha maikade jaakar
Har insaan sach bol jaata hai,
Paimaane ko hothoN se lagaate hi
Sab dard nikal jaata hai,
- in funny shayari |
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Dosti to sirf ittefaq hai
ye to dilo ki mulakat hai
dosti nahi dekhti din hai ki raat hai
isme to Dairy Milk ki Mithas aur Paani Puri ki Tikhas hai
- in funny shayari |
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Raabton, Rishton Mai Uljhan Thi Bohot
Is Nizam-E-Shehr Mai Rehne Ki Himmat Hi Na Ki
Lafz Yeh Logon Mai Raij Tha “Bohot”
Is Liye Is Shehr Mai Hum Ne Mohabbat Hi Na Ki…
- in funny shayari |
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Kal Raat Sapne Ne,
Teri Tasveer Bana Dali…
Dil Ko Itni Achi Lagi
Ke Sene Se Lagi Dali..
Kisi Ki Nazar Na Lag Jay…
Aansuon Se Mita Dali… …
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Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..
- in funny shayari |
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