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Phool bankar muskrana zindagi hai…,
Muskara ke Gum bhulana zindagi hai…,
Milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua….,
Bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai…
- in general shayari |
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Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai
Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai
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Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,
Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae,
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa ki,
Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae.
Happy Mother’s Day.
- in general shayari |
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Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hun,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hun,
Milne ki umang bahut hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hun…
- in general shayari |
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Kahi Andhere To Kahi Sham Hogi
Meri Har Kushi Dosti Ki Nam Hogi
Kuch Mang Ke To Dekho Dost
Hontho Pe Hasi Aur Hatheli Pe Jaan Hogi…
- in general shayari |
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Aapka Aasiya Dil Mein Basa Rakha Hain,
Aap Kee Yaado Ko Sine See Laga Rakha Hain,
Pata Nahi Aaphi Kee Kyu Aati Hain,
Dost To Maine Auro Ko Bhii Bana Rakha Hain…
- in general shayari |
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Baat Woh Karo Jo Auron Ko Achhi Lage
Shayari Woh Likho Jo Dil Ki Hatal Baya Karen
Dost Aese Banao Jo Gum Mei Sine Se Lage
Pehchan Woh Banao Ki Jane Ke Baad Bhi Log Yaad Karen…
- in general shayari |
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Dosti karo to dhokha mat dena,
Doston ko bewafai ka tofa mat dena,
Koi tumhe rahe yaad kar ke
Aisa kabhi mauka mat dena…
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Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
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1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.
- in general shayari |
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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr
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Apni Haseen Ankhon Me Chupa Lo Mjh Ko
Mohabat Agr Krty Ho To Chura LoMjh Ko
Khony Ka Agr Khaof Hy To
Dil Ki Hr Dharkan Me Basa Lo Mjh Ko
Dhoop Ho Ya Sehra Ho Tere Sath Chalain Gy
Yaqeen Na Aaye To Aazma Lo MjhKo
Tere Dukh Ko Seh Lain Gy Hans Kr
Apny Badan Ki Chadar Bna LO Mjh Ko
Sahil Se Pehle Chor To Na Do Gy
Abhi Aghaaz-e-Safar Me Bta Do Mjh Ko
Zindgi B Tere Nam Kr Dain Gy
Apny Bazoan Mein Chupa Lo Mjh Ko
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Kis rah par jana h ye kon janta h, Kis manzil ko pana h ye kon janta h,khushi k 2 pal milte h to ji bhar k jilo, Kab rooth jaye khud se zindagi ye kon janta h.
- in general shayari |
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Suna Tha Khuda Sabki Sunta Hai
Isliye Dua Karne Ki Bhool Kar Baithe,
Pyar Ka Anjaam Kahan Malum Tha
Isiliye Dil Lagane Ki Bhool Kar Baithe.
- in general shayari |
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1st Shaikh:
Main MEERA Se Shaadi Karoonga
2nd Shaikh:
MEERA Us Se Shadi Karegi
Jis Ka Lund 8 Inch Ka Hoga
1st Shaikh:
Koi Baat Nahi
Main 4 Inch Katwa Loonga.
- in general shayari |
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1 Hand On Pen,D
Other On Phone
1 Ear On Lecture,D
Other On Classmates
1 Eye On Board,D
Other On Next Seated
Girl-Friend
1 Foot On Ground
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SUN ne shuru ki shining
MOON ne band ki lighting
Jab HEN ne bhi de di warning
to humne socha kyu Na hum bhi aap ko keh de
“Good Morning”
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Bacha Dabang Dekh Kar Aya
School Mein Sir :
Baita Tumhare Sare Ans Galat Hein Marks De To Kahan?
Bcha :
Kamal Karte Hain Master Ji.
Marks Hi To Mang Rahe Hain,
Chup Chap De Do Warna Thapar Mar K Bhi Lay Skte Hain.
Sir:
Badtamiz
Bcha:
Badtamiz Se Yaad Aya,
Aap K Papa Kaise Hain?
Sir:
Nikal Ja Meri Class Se,
Bcha:
Chup Chap Se Marks De Do
Warna Ans Sheet Me Itne Ched Karenge
K Confuse Ho Jaoge K Marks Kahan Den Or Zero Kahan Dain!
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Smoking Efects Lungs
Drinking Efects Liver
Grls Efect Heart
But D Most Dangerx One Is:
STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Sidha Coma Me Jaoge… =P
Avoid It… ;->
- in general shayari |
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Engineering N Medical College Principals
Argued That Their Students Are Fearless…
Medical Colg’s Principal
Called His 2 Studnts N Told Them
To Jump In The SEA Full Of Sharks..
They Jumped…
The Principal Said:
See Da Guts
Engineering Colg’s Principal
Called 2 Students And Told Them To Jump…
They Said “Pagal Hai Kya Budhay….?? ”
The Principal Said:
See Da Guts =P ;->
- in general shayari |
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