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Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye… Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..  - in insult sms
Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai Khud to msg karte nahi hai, Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.  - in insult sms
Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har ladki aap ko, mera bhai mera bhai  - in insult sms
Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan: 1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge. 2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge. 3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo. Besharam SMS pura padhenge.  - in insult sms
Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki… Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki  - in insult sms
Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ” simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.  - in insult sms
Dil me Tum Dharhkan me Tum Aankhon me Tum Saanson me Tum Jahan b dekhu Bus Tum hi Tum Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen Jaraseem har jaga hote hain…. You might also like:  - in insult sms
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.  - in insult sms
Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ” simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.  - in insult sms
Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ” simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.  - in insult sms
Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly? . . Bf : You Are Both . . Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ? . . . Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly  - in insult sms
Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww ... Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.  - in insult sms
Flowers butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars moon = A romantic night. Rain monsoon = A lovely weather. U ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.  - in insult sms
One day a monkey looked into mirror  - in insult sms
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately  - in insult sms
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey haila...! U 2  - in insult sms
U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short ...... U r ULLU !!!  - in insult sms
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.  - in insult sms
You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar  - in insult sms
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).  - in insult sms
 
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