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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p  - in sardar sms jokes
3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p  - in sardar sms jokes
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon smiley for :)  - in sardar sms jokes
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon  - in sardar sms jokes
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE. MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO  - in sardar sms jokes
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!  - in sardar sms jokes
Santa walks into a library  - in sardar sms jokes
Q: A Woman asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."  - in sardar sms jokes
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions  - in sardar sms jokes
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear  - in sardar sms jokes
What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.  - in sardar sms jokes
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!  - in sardar sms jokes
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!  - in sardar sms jokes
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.  - in sardar sms jokes
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!  - in sardar sms jokes
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.  - in sardar sms jokes
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?  - in sardar sms jokes
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai  - in sardar sms jokes
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...  - in sardar sms jokes
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.  - in sardar sms jokes
 
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