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SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
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Q: A Woman asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand
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To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
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