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()"""() ,* ( 'o' ) ,*** =(,,)=("')  - in christmas sms
Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....  - in good morning sms
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.! hehehe:d  - in funny sms
The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo  - in cool sms
When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. -Garman Wold  - in cool sms
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  - in cool sms
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!  - in cool sms
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?  - in cool sms
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!  - in cool sms
At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.  - in cool sms
Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi de... Teesri tandurasti... Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.  - in cool sms
Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di. Next day Gujju ne apna Bank acccount band karwa diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha: Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge.  - in cool sms
Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai... Silence for few Minutes... Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?  - in cool sms
Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist? A: Tooth-Hurty!  - in cool sms
Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega. Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !  - in cool sms
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