I masturbate to Edward Scissorhands. Not Johnny Depp, Edward Scissorhands.
I want to seduce my boss' second son. He's 9 years younger than me and I am happily married, but he is the puppy-cutest ugly-sexy little thing. And he's shorter than I am. But he worships my music knowledge and I always make him playlists whenever he comes into the office and I love how he looks up to me. I wish I could see those worshipful berber eyes gazing up at me from underneath my spread thighs. The more my boss rides my ass, the worse I want to make his son my bitch.
I'm going straight to jail.
When my husband isn't home and I'm sick of Edward Scissorhands, I put in Joy Division's and Interpol's and masturbate slowly and completely as they repeat. It's the best sex music, trust me.
I like this site. Lots of crazy kids out there, huh?
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Posted On: 26-Nov-2008
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