I really, really, really hate it when people eat near me. I'm usually not bothered that much if I'm eating too, but when I've got nothing to do but listen to them it bothers me so much. I've got a good friend who doesn't know how to eat properly, instead of taking one bite, chewing and then swallowing, he takes about five bites, chews with his mouth open because he can't close it, the swallows like three times, because he has to to get it all down. It's fucking digusting and everytime he eats I want to punch him in the face. This one time the same friend was talking to me on the phone and he started eating some chips or something and I didn't even say anything to him, as soon as I realised he was eating I hang up on him without saying one word. The whole slurping sound really bothers me, so this makes me hate food like spaghetti or soup. The sad thing is that I'm fairly hypocritical in hating it when people eat, because I have an inability to eat something without getting it on my face. Not too bad, but unless it's something dry I'll almost always have a little bit of food around my mouth when I'm finished eating. Fuck, just typing this is pissing me off. Confess ID: uvzrw3mn        Posted On: 28-Sep-2008