Alot of people aren't going to believe this, however, that being said let me proceed. My birth name is Wesley Mantoothe, but my friends call me "Wes". The movie anchorman has ruined my life, because the antagonist in that film was a character by the name of "Wes Mantooth". There in lies my dillemma. Anchorman's enormous popularity has effected my daily life. I cannot go anywhere, meet anyone, or even sign a document without people either A) laughing hysterically, or B) Thinking that I am simply lying, or attempting to commit fraud. I cannot even begin to explain my embarassment, damn you "Wes Mantooth".
Confess ID: v1sdmphm
Posted On: 13-Sep-2008
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