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i have no willpower.
i eat too much
smoke too much
sssmoke too much
am too much.
and yet n..
tydelyal
After my girlfriend and I broke up, I ended up messing around with her best friend. Now we..
twswipws
My friend thinks tomatoes are poison. Except when they're cooked, then the poison dissolve..
wqgvoem0
I hate that I'm becoming the clingy typical girlfriend because you deserve so much better ..
e0f4hslu
I hate you, Denny. You almost died because of your dumb mosh pits, you broke my sister's ..
auseoa0i
My turtle died today.
It's all my fault.
I knew he was sick and did nothing about it.
I fe..
zmkbd2r4
There's this woman I met playing a video game. We hit it off immediately, and within a mon..
trmqo0od
Sometimes I think that life would be all better if I were a vampire slayer.
4ufrsae1
im so lonely and sexually deprived of any sensual touch