while at work during the summer i was bored & reading sex stories all day and so naturally i decided to masturbate. i went into a bathroom stall and began touchin it, and soon after a janitor came in and began cleaning. i became frustrated, and since i kind of hand to take a shit and i was in a stall, i figured i might as well go ahead and poo. i began without realizing i had my dick in my hand and i peed all over my hand and right leg. it was hilarious.
Confess ID: phun3i2o
Posted On: 13-Jun-2008
pnm0hrgl
I think people who harm animals just for the sake of their own amusement, catharsis, or wh..
it1c3ouh
I struggle with many excesses, trying to fill some void. I try to fill the emptiness with ..
61h3sna4
I'm male and during spring break last year I had no money to go anywhere. A guy from schoo..
oyij1b0k
I made myself and my girlfriend in the sims 2, and she turned into a lesbian.
vm3e0l60
i should be working.
w1zz3svf
i just wrote all my feelings and erased them. twice. we're all unhappy. if you believe in ..
4vhjejy1
I'm at work right now and I have three sedative pills in my pocket. I want to take them an..
2s35z256
To everyone who's written a confession along the lines of "I hate everyone" or "Everybody ..
35ji2pbv
I was engaged to a very beautiful Chinese woman whom I loved dearly. Her father and mother..
kvol3dbn
I want to tell my first girlfriend how sorry I was for being such a jerk to her. At the ti..