HE LOOKS AT YOU AND TELLS YOU HE LOVES YOU
HE TELLS YOU TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND
YOU SAY YOU'LL THINK ABOUT IT
AFTER YOU SAY YES
WEEKS LATER YOU TELL YOUR FAMILY YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
YOUR SISTER IS PROUD
ON HIS BIRTHDAY YOU GIVE HIM 100 DOLLARS
BUT THE ONLY THING THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW AND YOUR "FRIEND" DOES IS THAT YOUR WITH HIM BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM.