Poem Category
My brother is like a spider monkey.
He jumps around the house like a spider monkey jumps around his cage.
My brother doesn’t say, “Ooh, ooh, ooh.â€
Instead he yells, “Get out of my way or I’ll knock you down.â€
... funny poems
Don’t lick on my face.
Don’t mess up the rug.
Don’t bite my neck when
I give you a hug.
Don’t fight with your brother
‘cause that isn’t nice.
Don’t scratch when you’re near me,
‘cause you... animal poems
Don’t scratch when I’m petting.
Don’t hiss when we kiss.
Don’t screech when I’m sleeping,
you’ll ruin my bliss.
I like when you snuggle.
I like when you purr.
Especially when
I pet your soft fur.
... funny poems
Row, row, row your boat
gently ‘cross the river.
I won’t be home at dinnertime,
‘cause Mom is cooking liver.
Row, row, row your boat
gently ‘cross the river.
I wish I wore my fuzzy coat,
I soon will start to shiver.
Row, r... natural poems
Row, row, row your boat
gently ‘round the bay.
Don’t go swimming overboard
until the month of May.
Row, row, row your boat
gently ‘round the bay.
Don’t go swimming overboard
on a freezing day.... genearal poems
Oreo Cookie Poem: Dunking an Oreo in Milk
First, I pour some milk into a glass.
Then, I dunk the cookie quickly in milk.
(If I dunk it too long, then it gets too squishy and too messy to eat.)
Then I eat the wet part that was in the milk.
Then I dun... family
If I ran the school, I would change lots of things.
The lunchroom would serve lots of hot chicken wings.
The school everyday would be started at two,
and we would go home with no homework to do.
There would be no holes in my discipline card,
and kids... school poems
My mom is like an alarm clock.
She wakes me up every morning.
She doesn’t go beep, beep, beep…
Instead, she yells, “If you don’t come down in one minute, you’ll be late for school!â€... family
Joshua can burp the ABCs.
Mr. Johnson can dunk the basketball.
Joshua can stay under water for twenty seconds.
Keri can put her legs over her shoulders.
David M. can make strong smells in strange places.
David B. can’t stop giggling.
Jason can... genearal poems
Mary had a little horse.
She fed it every day—
apple pie with cinnamon,
she brought it on a tray!
After she fed the horse,
she went out for a ride.
When the horse was galloping,
they went so fast, she cried!
... genearal poems
Mary had a little class.
While walking down the hall,
they followed every step she took,
then ran into a wall!
She hoped that it would knock
some sense into their stubborn heads.
Instead they took the school bus home
and fell into their beds!
Tha... beautiful poems
Mary had a dragon.
The dragon was bright red.
And if it threw a flame at you,
you surely would be dead!... genearal poems
I’m thankful for my kitty.
She keeps me up at night.
I’m thankful for my brother.
That thief just stole my kite.
I’m thankful for my mother.
Her cooking makes me sick.
I’m thankful for my teacher,
because she speaks so qui... genearal poems
I wish my sister wouldn’t borrow my bathing suits and stretch them out.
I wish my sister wouldn’t beat me up in front of my friends.
I wish my sister wouldn’t use me as a teething ring.
I wish my sister wouldn’t wake me up... love poems
I wish my sister wouldn’t eat off my plate at dinner.
I wish my sister would take a vacation and not come back.
I wish my sister would tame her wild guinea pig.
But I know she loves me when she lets me eat my own dessert without taking any.... love poems