Poem Category
I wish my dog wouldn’t keep me up at night.
I wish my dog wouldn’t mistake me for a fire hydrant.
I wish my dog wouldn’t bite the mailman because I haven’t gotten a letter in a while.
I wish my dog wouldn’t sniff my... animal poems
I wish my dog wouldn’t snore when he sleeps.
I wish my dog wouldn’t bite the mailman.
I wish my dog wouldn’t lick my face before he’s brushed his teeth.
I wish my dog wouldn’t scratch me on my legs if my legs donâ... animal poems
I wish my dog wouldn’t snore when he sleeps.
I wish my dog wouldn’t bite the mailman.
I wish my dog wouldn’t lick my face before he’s brushed his teeth.
I wish my dog wouldn’t scratch me on my legs if my legs donâ... animal poems
I wish my dog wouldn’t snore when he sleeps.
I wish my dog wouldn’t bite the mailman.
I wish my dog wouldn’t lick my face before he’s brushed his teeth.
I wish my dog wouldn’t scratch me on my legs if my legs donâ... animal poems
I wish my dog wouldn’t lick my face because his breath stinks.
I wish my dog wouldn’t barf on my bed because then I can’t sleep in it.
I wish my dog wouldn’t hang around the house all day. Maybe he could take a long walk a... animal poems
I wish my cat wouldn’t sit on my lap and shed fur all over my pants.
I wish my cat wouldn’t bite me when I give her a bath.
I wish my cat wouldn’t lick me and wake me up when I am sleeping.
I wish my cat wouldn’t lap up th... love poems
I wish my brother wouldn’t wrestle me because when we roll around on the floor, the dog jumps on top.
I wish my brother wouldn’t sleep with my teddy bear because I can’t sleep without it.
I wish my brother wouldn’t eat my ... love poems
I wish my brother wouldn’t pick his nose and eat the pickings at the dinner table.
I wish my brother wouldn’t push me down the stairs.
I wish my brother wouldn’t punch me in my “no no†zone.
I wish my brother wouldnâ... love poems
She lets me play with her when her friends are over.
She goes outside and plays football with me.
She feeds my fish for me when I’m sick.
She doesn’t slam the door in my face.
She plays nicely with me (and doesn’t hit me).
She un... love poems
Homework, oh homework,
my dog thinks it’s great,
‘cause when he goes out,
he shares it with his date.
Homework, oh homework,
my dog thinks it’s swell,
‘cause when he eats homework
his breath doesn’t smell.... school poems
Homework , oh homework,
I wish I had more,
‘cause life without homework
would be a big bore.
Homework, oh homework,
I wish I had more,
‘cause school without homework
would be a big snore.
Homework, oh homework,
I wish I’d had mor... school poems
Don’t mush all your peas up.
Don’t dig in your taters.
Don’t bubble your milk.
Don’t throw your tomaters.’
Don’t fork your spaghetti
way up in the air,
‘cause it may slip off
and fall in your hair.
Do... natural poems
Lions roar.
Ducklings quack—
‘specially when they
want a snack.
Turkeys gobble.
Birdies tweet—
‘specially when they
want a treat.
Snakes go hiss.
Cats meow.
Lions roar
and dogs bow-wow.... animal poems
Birdies tweet.
Cats meow.
Donkeys bray and
kids say “Wow!â€
Lions roar.
Poodles bark.
Children giggle
in the park.... animal poems
My teacher loves her iPod.
It’s always in her ear.
She doesn’t mind it if we joke
or chat ’cause she can’t hear.
If we don’t pay attention,
she doesn’t seem to care.
Whenever she has music on,
she wears a di... funny poems